Our elf's name is Harland. He showed up in the wee hours this morning and wasted no time helping himself.
I told the kids that no, they could not have cookies for breakfast like Harland. At least he used a napkin!
And THEN, the kids left for school and I headed to the shower. Yeah, I learned this elf CANNOT be left alone! I just knew it. I KNEW we would get a naughty elf! (pretty sure he's licking the bottom of that Malibu cap. The lush!)