At 3:30 this morning I woke up from a sound sleep realizing I hadn't seen the cat in...OMG a long time!
I rushed out to the kitchen. Let me think...God did we put the cat outside and it didn't come back? How many days ago was THAT?
I don't even remember the last time we FED the cat, or bought cat food, for that matter!
I went to wake up Dean. "Honey. Honey have you seen the cat?" But he wouldn't wake up.
I came back to the kitchen. OMG I'm a terrible cat parent. I can't even think what the cat's name is at the moment! What the hell is the cat's name? Think think think!
This went on for a good 10 minutes before I was awake enough to realize: We don't HAVE a cat!!!!! We haven't had a cat in 10 years!!!!!
I rushed out to the kitchen. Let me think...God did we put the cat outside and it didn't come back? How many days ago was THAT?
I don't even remember the last time we FED the cat, or bought cat food, for that matter!
I went to wake up Dean. "Honey. Honey have you seen the cat?" But he wouldn't wake up.
I came back to the kitchen. OMG I'm a terrible cat parent. I can't even think what the cat's name is at the moment! What the hell is the cat's name? Think think think!
This went on for a good 10 minutes before I was awake enough to realize: We don't HAVE a cat!!!!! We haven't had a cat in 10 years!!!!!
